There was a young lady called bright
who traveled much faster than light.
She set out one day (in a relative way)
and came back the previous night.
who traveled much faster than light.
She set out one day (in a relative way)
and came back the previous night.
-As read by Charles Laughton on the September 9, 1956 episode of the Ed Sullivan Show (which happened to feature Elvis Presley's history making first appearance on the show)